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Define Tempeh Meaning

Tempeh
What soybeans become once they are fermented with vinegar and fungus. This supposedly edible concoction smells vaguely like ammonia and tastes mostly like ass. Some people refer to it as a meat substitute, but don't believe them.


Die-hard Vegetarian: Hey, man, want some of my tempeh?
Other person: Nah. Maybe if I were starving to death.
Die-hard Vegetarian: Dang. I don't want my tempeh either....
By Bianka
Tempeh Town
One of these sports where people think it defines who you are and gives a sense of community. Noobs to the sport are frowned upon and aren't easily let in or helped.
Some kind of community that gets people to feel 'cool' and gives a false sense of holier than thee.

E.g. Skateboarding, yoga, surfing

Careful Chris, you might end up in Tempeh Town if you go to the beach boulevard.

Sophie is dating a guy from Tempeh town.
By Dolli
Why, What A TEMPEH You Are In!
What da fishes "answered with a grin" after Humpty Dumpty sternly warned them dat "it will be better to obey" his request dat they send him some of their primest specimens for his dinner-table, rather than his having to grumblingly continue with da disgusting bean-curd crap dat he was presently being obliged to gag down because he wasn't having any luck catching fish to eat.

Perhaps after Humpty Dumpty received da fishes' amused "Why, what a TEMPEH you are in!" response and thus failed at getting any tasty omega-oils-rich fillets to fry up, he instead began resorting to starchy white underground tubers for his sauteed sustenance, and dat's how "Da Great H. D." snacks company was founded.
By Crin