What ever you think it is, always remember that it’s not what you think it is, it’s Chuck Testa.
Chuck Testa refers to Chuck Testa who is a taxidermist from Ojai Valley, California. To advertise his service of making furry little creatures look alive once more, he has created a highly awesome, yet creepy ad.. If it looks alive, it’s not, it’s Chuck Testa. If there’s a bear in your bed, it’s not a bear, it’s Chuck Testa.
1) Verb: to chuck testa: to fool people into thinking they are in the same room as a usually ferocious or agressive animal through impressive feats of taxidermy.
2) As an alternative to saying 'no' or 'nope'
'HOLY FUCK THERE'S A LEOPARD IN THE BATHROOM!' 'Nope, I just Chuck Testa'd yo ass!'
'Do you wanna go get some pizza?' 'Chuck Testa, I got football practice'
By Rhianna
Chuck Testa
(adjective) The condition of very nearly dying in a video game whereby the life bar is 99% or 100% depleted, yet the character is still alive or (through a glitch) still playable.
A hybrid term between Chuck Norris and Chuck Testa the taxidermist, it was initially used with no actual sense to mean a greasy truck, but turned into a long ass version of saying nope. Sometimes abbreviated as TT or "double T"
1. "Let's take Truck Testa to go pick up bitches tonight", in which you respond with , "Nope, Truck Testa" or "That's a double T".
