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Appalachian Trail
A euphemism for a long-distance bootycall to Argentina.

Additional points if you 1. are a politician 2. lie to an entire state/nation 3. Hail from South Carolina 4. Utter the words "I have just spent the last five days of my life crying in Argentina".

"I went hiking on the Appalachian Trail aka got me some Argentinian tail"
By Glynis
Appalachian Trail
Where one says one is going when one is going to cheat on one's spouse.

Where's Mark going this weekend?

Appalachian Trail. At least that's what he told his wife.
By Katie
The Appalachian Trail
1. The place where cheaters go to escape the pressures of their estranged spouses and children to unwind and get their thoughts in order.

2. The place men go after their wives have kicked them out of the house.

Jenny's husband, Mark, tapped some sweet Argentinian ass while he was out on the Appalachian Trial.

After Margaret caught her husband in bed with another woman, she kicked his ass out onto the Appalachian trail.
By Anthia
Appalachian Trail
The shit marks you leave on your cousin's chest when you tit-fuckher.

"Man, after I got through tit-fucking my cousin, her chest looked like a map of the Appalachian Trail!"
By Gwenni
Hiking The Appalachian Trail
Sneak away to meet your mistress. ("Hiking the Appalachian Trail" is the first explanation of where South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford was when he disappeared.)

"Has anyone seen Jawann? I've been calling and texting him for three days and he's not answering."

"Uh, he's hiking the Appalachian Trail."

"Oh. Got it."
By Hattie
Hiking The Appalachian Trail
Euphemism for preforming oral sex on a woman.

Specifically to lick from the bottom of a woman's labia upwards towards her clitoris.

Mark went 'Hiking the Appalachian Trail' much to the delight of his mistress.
By Kathleen
Hiking The Appalachian Trail
To be unfaithful to one's partner e.g. in an extramarital affair. Named after South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, who was said to be hiking the Appalachian Trail, when actually he was visiting his mistress in Argentina.

"My husband has a lot of "meetings" and "conferences" to attend to lately. I think he might be hiking the Appalachian trail."
By Brittany
Hike The Appalachian Trail
To have a sexual encounter or affair, named after the infamous disappearance of South Carolina Governor Sanford, originally thought to be hiking the Appalachian Trail, but was having an extra marital affair in Argentina.

I wanted to Hike the Appalachian Trail in the back seat of my dad's Lincon after prom, but my date wasn't drunk enough.
By Noemi
Hiking The Appalachian Trail
cheating on your spouse

I was out "Hiking the appalachian trail"
By Mallorie
Hiking The Appalachian Trail
v. To carry on an extramarital affair.

Governor Sanford can't meet with you today; he's "hiking the Appalachian Trail."
By Catha