Define The Bald Eagle Meaning

Bald Eagle
Not only our Nation's bird, but also the nickname for a woman's well-groomed undercarriage. God Bless them all.

Was that chick you went down on hairy?

"No man, she had a bald eagle!"

Right on!
By Addy
Bald Eagle
Someone who desires to remove their pubic hair either for self gratification or simply insanity.

Damn, That Garrett is a bald eagle!
By Masha
Bald Eagle
The act of shaving your pubes then jumping at a womans face in an attempt to land your penis in her mouth.

Dude#1: Hey, last night I bald eagled my girlfriend.
Dude#2: You shouldve put that on youtube!!!

Boyfriend: Bald eagle motha fucka!!!! *jumps in the air.
Girlfriend: What? *turns around and ends up with a penis in her mouth.
By Deborah
Bald Eagles
A term derived from the Goodyear Eagle brand of that refers to bald and unsafe tires on a vehicle that can potentially cause hydroplaning, terminal understeer and blowouts.

Tax refund time, better get those bald eagles replaced on my car.

Hell yea she had a blowout!!! Ridin on bald eagles because she spent all her money on that damn iPhone.
By Ninetta
Bald Eagle
Noun

1. A man fifteen-plus years older than the woman he is hitting on, dating, or married to.

2. Man who likes a woman not born in the same decade as him.

3. Classy term for older men who like younger women.

Harry was a regular bald eagle. In a pack college coeds he'd dive in and carry off the prettiest, youngest girl.

With his bad back? How does he lift em?

Shut up James.
By Sharl
Bald Eagle
Phrase used when a person has shaved all the hair in their genitals. Mostly referred to women as they are seen as less hairy.

Person 1: Hey, I hooked up with him last night, I had to go bald eagle.
Person 2: Nice!
By Karlene
Bald Eagle
The act of placing both thumbs together with fingers extended like wings for “fingering” a female. Upon forming thumbs together the fingers are flapped like wings and a screeching eagle sound is made as you approach the vagina to enter with thumbs together. The thumbs form the eagle head and the fingers form the flapping wings.

Girl, spread them legs wide cause daddy is bringing the bald eagle in for a landing! (EAGLE SCREACHING FOLLOWS)
By Koren
Bald Eagle
A young, prepubescent girl, who is unable to grow pubic hair.

Dude, you really fucked Ashleigh?! Shes a bald eagle!
By Nancy
Bald Eagle
Getting a male or female to shave their head then give you a blow job

K Fed got Brittney to shave her head so he could get a bald eagle.

- Demmi Moore in G.I. Jane
- Sinead O'Connor on SNL
By Justina
Bald Eagle
shaved penis. The art of shaving the top area of the pubic hair but leaving the edges of pubic hair leading to the inner thigh to resemble wings and your penis being the torso of the eagle.

I got a wicked itch after i turned my dick into a bald eagle.
By Lanette