The biggest simp history is Sara Bharwani from SXM. She is too much of a simp and extremly kinky ;). She has simped for my hands, hair, eyes, lips, and dad. Yes my dad. She is too much of a simp and she will lose the bet of who is the biggest simp.
Friend: I am such a simp Me: not as much as Sara, she is The Biggest Simp