Define The Brexit Meaning

Saying goodbye to everyone at a party and then proceeding to stick around.

Brexit
Verb: Brexiting

The act of telling everyone at a gathering (party, meeting ... etc.), that you are leaving, but actually staying.

Past tense of to fuck up

The latest word for confusion

Describes a self inflicted clusterfuck for which you take no ownership

British slang for "Coitus Interruptus"

Typically used to describe a situation where a British man, after negotiating sexual intercourse with a European prostitute, decides to withdraw his penis, citing the rules to enter her vagina as "too bureaucratic" as well as to prevent the influx of "illegal irritants" like African herpes and Middle Eastern Gonorrhea. More often than not, the word had negative connotations, ranging from fear and loathing to downright impotence.

A "hard" brexit is a violent brexit undertaken with a stubbornly erect penis under the influence of electile dysfunctional pills like Mayagra, leading to vaginal tearing and penile fracture. A hard brexit is usually followed by several years of masturbation and self-flagellation to calm the penis down and in the worst possible scenario, total vaginal reconstruction surgery.

A loud, drawn-out, angsty goodbye that interrupts the party; the opposite of an Irish goodbye

A specific type of fart; the kind emitted in the naïve belief it's "better out than in", but which has disastrous, unforeseen repercussions.

Just one whole god damn mess.

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