Define The Cheese Touch Meaning

when someone touches a rotten moldy cheese, and is therefore contaminated forever by it.

Nobody knows when, or how, but one day, that cheese mysteriously appeared on the blacktop.
Nobody knew who it belonged to.
Nobody touched it.
Nobody threw it away.
And so there it sat, growing more foul and powerful by the day.
Then one day, a kid named Darren Walsh made the biggest mistake of his life.
Darren touched the cheese!
Darren had the cheese touch!

is it a sexually transmitted disease? no. does it involve getting flashed by a middle aged man in an alley? no. is it the equivalent to going down on a hooker? not quite. but fuck man, it is still disgusting and trust me, you never want to find yourself suffering from the cheese touch.

A general term for STI's among millennial and genz's derived from the ancient diary of a wimpy kid texts by Jeff Kinney.

The cheese touch is when one touches cheese 🧀🤏🏻😼🧵👵🌾

When you fart and then touch someone, and say Cheese Touch, the only way to protect yourself from it is to cross your fingers if you are a girl, if you are a boy, put your two fingers together.

verb- an excuse to randomly hit someone

Cheese Touch: Noun; state of being:

When an uncircumcised person touches you, you get this.

When your fingers are covered in cheese crumbs from cheese doodles (cheet?) and you touch somebody else.

Cheese touch is when you're in Junior High or below and you take your semi-hard penis and touch it to a girl's face. You must poke the cheek while doing this.