Define The Coot Meaning

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I told that bitch to shut up or I'd kick her in the coot coot. Yeah...
By Merilyn
The Coot
To crash one's car.

Term originates from 'Crash Bandicoot'.

You crash a car, you become 'The Coot'!
By Dallas
Coot
1. A dark-gray water dwelling bird resembling a duck.
2. A foolish old man.
3. Seeing how the USC football sucks so consistently, it seems rather offending to good poultry everywhere to call them Gamecocks, so a "coot" is a much more realistic symbol for such an inept football program.

1) Any coots arrested today?

2) He meant jorts, as in jean shorts; you know, the staple of every Coot's wardrobe. -CUhoopster48®
By Dannie
Coot
Something so cute it is beyond cute and goes to a whole other level of cuteness

Kieran: Celene, you are sooo coot!
Celene: Shup!
By Kari
Coot
A slang term referring to a middle-aged or old person. Could be insulting depending on intent.

"That old coot."
By Faydra
Coot
(slang)- of great shock value.
Prounounced C(ewe)T, the longer the "ewe" the more shock value. COOOOOOOOOT vs COOT
Synonym of DANG! DAMN! HOLY SMOKES! WOW! CRAP! or even SHOOOOOOOOOOOOT...
originating in: Calvert County, MD and spreading like wildfire. Also spelled Koot.

Me to a friend: "I stood in line at the DMV for 6 hours today."

Friend to me:"COOT, that's a long time."

Use of the long "ewe"

Me to friend: "That girl has had 10 STD's in the last year."

Friend: "COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT, That's disgusting."
By Karlene
Coote
something that is so adorable that it ceases to be cute.
its just coote.

1: "omg that puppy is trying to climb into a slipper!"

2: "THATS SO COOTE!"
By Loreen
Coot Coot
A small flightless bird indigenous to North America. Genus specie - cootia cootius

eg 1: Every weekend I try to catch coot coot.
eg 2: Stuff my pet coot coot with a kielbasa thanks and regards.
By Jocelin
Coot

That coot lost his mind.
By Emeline
Coot
A replacement for the word "cunt" because "cunt" is a bad word

Coot of the day goes to...
By Gussy