The Falcon Punch

releasing an earth shattering punch into your significant others asshole during sex

"Dude you seen josh lately?"
"Nah, heard chris gave him the falcon punch during sex the other day, don't think he'll be walkin' for a while"

By Karla

Falcon Punch

The act of upper cutting the taint/guch area, and lifting the person 1-3 inches in the air causing a girlish scream. All while yelling, "falcon punch!!"

Justin took a brutal falcon punch while going up for a rebound, I think he about did a front flip.

By Florri

Falcon Punch

An extremely animated and/or self-narrated punch that resembles that dealt by Captain Falcon (of SNES game F-Zero) in the Nintendo video game Super Smash Brothers. Usually accompanied by the screaming of the phrase "Falcon Punch!"

You: (In a streetfight setting) "Falcon Punch!"
Big burly mugger: "Dude, chill."

By Ara

Falcon Punch

The cause of, and solution to all of life's problems.

Dave: My PC's not working.
John: Just Falcon Punch it.
Dave: Good idea.

By Aurelie

Falcon Punch

The act of jumping off from your f-zero vehicle, charging and engulfing your arm with flames so that punching an unexpecting person to his/her mortal doom would cause the breaking of a hole in the space-time continuum and creating a beam of light so great the goddamn galaxy doesnt have the balls to show anyone....

*Falcon dive bombs off his beloved f-zero car*
*I WILL NEVER DIE !!!*
*Falcon engulfing his hand of flame and electricity*
*FALCON PUNCH !!!!!!*
(due to urban dictionary I cannot stress the falcon punch enough to sate the almighty Falcon)

By Amaleta

FALCON PUNCH!

The most elite force in the known and unknown universe.
Used by only two people.
One perosn in the Universe and one in the Nintendoverse.
Universe user is Chuck Norris (debatable)
Nintendoverse user is Captain Falcon.
Usually preceded by "Come on!"
Usually succeded by "SHOW ME YA MOVES!"
1. The answer to every question.
2. The meaning of life.
3. The more intelligent alternative to 42.
4. The same reaction in the universe as dividing by zero.
5. The solution to pregnancy, usually teenage.
Also spelled Falcon Pawnch.

1a.
Q: Do i look fat in this?
A: FALCON PUNCH!
1b.
Q: Who was the first president of the United States Of America?
A: FALCON PUNCH!
2.
Q: God, what is the meaning of life? It'd been killing me....
A: Well, now that you're dead....FALCON PUNCH!
3.
Q: What is the meaning of life the universe and everything?
A: FALCON PUNCH!
4.
Q: HOLY CRAP DID SOMEONE DIVIDE BY ZERO AGAIN?
A: No, but that's Captain Falcon over there....
CF: FALCON PUNCH!
5.
Girl - I'm....pregnant Mr Falcon.
Captain Falcon - Thats Captain Falcon! COME ON!!!!
Girl - NO!!!!
Captain Falcon - FALCON PUNCH!
*Baby dies, girl's uterus explodes*
Girl - Why (crying)......
Captain Falcon - SHOW ME YA MOVES!

By Ferdinande

Falcon Punch

(Fal-cone Pawnch)

Verb: Shouting "Falcon Punch!" when you punch some one.

Noun: A massively powerful and destructive punch made famous by Captain Falcon, the main character from the F-zero game and anime series; characterized by a giant flaming falcon surrounding Captain Falcon's fist when he uses it. The falcon punch is so powerful that if 2 falcon punches collided, the universe would divide by 0 and implode upon itself.

"Haha, you just got Falcon Punch-ed!!!"

By Sapphire

Falcon Punch

The Falcon Punch is perfection. The Punch that sets ablaze at MACH 7 Speed as it connects withwith it's prey. Be very afraid of a Falcon Punch. Instant death on Smash Bros. at a 40% damage. Captain Falcon is the only God. Top Tier? No. God Tier.

Use of a Falcon Punch ...
When a Falcon Knee hits. Every bone in your sorry fleshy sack that you call yourself goes through immediate obliteration in 1÷Infinity seconds. Your entire body rendered worthless as it experiences the journey passing through Hell and back five times. Unable to move, you are crippled; and so He spares your soul. He has crushed you under his pinky finger because your moves simply weren't good enough. He will seek you through the 9 Hells and snuff out your soul from your useless, puny body. By now you may think yourself better off than the others who faced a similar fate, but He doesn't agree. His fist sets ablaze in a backspin as he hurdles through the fifth dimension and raises to a temperature of 3000°c before he releases his motion through his arm, connecting with your jaw at MACH 7 speed. Instantly. There is no more. You are gone. You failed to show Him your moves, and you suffered your fate. He is Falcon.

By Holly

Falcon Punch

The act of intentionally punching a pregnant female in the stomach, so as to cause miscarriage. Shouting the phrase "Falcon PUNCH!" is optional.

Man A: "Oh man, I got this chick pregnant..."
Man B: "How about I do you a favor and give her the ol' Falcon Punch?"

By Constantia

Falcon Punch

1. A punch so powerful and so mysterious, it holds the capability of breaking through the fabrics of time. There are many complicated theories, but in short, there is no past, nor no future. There is only one tense;The Falcon Punch is the only thing to ever truly exist. All you see is but an illusion. Think of a pond- when you throw a stone into a pond, ripples stream out from it. Due to Captain Falcon Falcon Punching Black Shadow, he destroyed time itself, and that simply repeats itself. It is said if you repeat the words "SHIEN SHIEN SHIEN, SHIEENNN-ZUUU" in a deep bass voice, you will wake up to a Falcon Punch. You will then be taken to the Heavens, led of course, by Captain Falcon.
2. A narrated punch, can generally be used in mid-air. Causes friends/little brothers to cry when spammed repeatedly, along with other cheap moves.

1. "SHIEN SHIEN SHIEN, SHIENNNZUUU" (I will not die!)
"FALCAWNN POOOOONNCCHHHHH"
*Universe explodes.*
2. "FALCON PUNCH! Show me ya moves!"
"Tyler, god damnit, all you ever do is spam that stupid fucking move. Go outside, and make some goddamn friends, you prick."

By Tori

Define The Falcon Punch Meaning