A guy who can jump no more than an inch off the ground (thank Super Kingio Bros.) and likes butter. He looks like a lumpy marshmallow and tried to lose weight using Strong Bad's exercise tapes.
"hoodiddy hoo diddy hoo!" said the knig of town, "I want to eat some butter and lard and anything else that will make me even more fat! hoo diddy hoo diddy hoo!"
The king of the town that Homestar Runner and his comrades reside in. He is by far the most unpopular person in town. He has his own flock of sheep (or used to, anyway), and eats all kinds of crap. While it is widely believed the the King of Town lives in a smile-faced castle, in reality, he lives in atwo bedroom job next door to Strong Bad. He leases his Weber barbecue to The Cheat for shelter. Rumor has it that he is Marzipan's father, but nothing has been confirmed.
The food crazed king of Freetown, USA. While known for eating any food, is particularly taken with butter. Will munch on anything from a stick of butter to a Butterfinger. Hired the Poopsmith for reasons the rest of the town may never come to understand. Quite frankly three fries short of a happy meal.