A human being who has been alive for longer than 65 years.
You will probably not live to be considered elderly, considering you most likely spend more time reading urban dictionary definitions than taking care of yourself. Honestly, I don’t blame you. Life sucks.
Elderlying (v): to carry out the duties or to act in a manner more consistent with those of highly advanced age (coughing randomly without covering your mouth, complaining about random pains to people in an elevator or to tell young people how better they have it).
"Dad can you please stopcoughingloudly during the movie"
"Honey, can't you see that dad is elderlying"
By Ekaterina
Elderly
What someone becomes once they’re over thirty-five years of age😜
Anybody who is an older millennial as of 2021, might be seen as elderly by young people today
Yo, Money! GerryGeriatric is rhymin' at the club tonight! Bringin' it elderly school!!!!!
By Malinda
Elderly Jams
When you are constantly blocked in a supermarket by chatting pensioners who have spread themselves and their trollys across the shopping isles with no regard for other shoppers.
Woman 1 "What took you so long, you only went out for a pint of milk."
Woman 2 "the Aisles of Asda were impassible due to the the whole store being backed up with Elderly jams."
John: Hey, we need to talk I looked in the bathroom and-
Steve: I know, I know, I need to get over Elderly Watering Syndrome but there's no chance right now.
By Othella
Elderly Spaghetti Head
A name to call someone that calls you an annoying name. Works more effectively for blondes.
