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Handbag
1. To shove or push someone in the face. Unlike striking.

No punches were thrown, only some handbags.
By Erna
Handbag
A girls gay pal who unexpectedly turns up on your date

'How did you get on up Byres Rd?'
'Oh she brought her handbag Kieran!'
By Constanta
Handbag
what you say to someone who gets all uppity when you make some jibe. Picture little old ladies raising their handbags in front of them and going "oooOOOOOooo"

TM: "...you're like their poster boy."

S: "WHAT? I can't believe you are saying that. In fact in the last two weeks i've taken the initiative to organise peeps I know to get to a private-party-in-a-club called Traffik, and to an upcoming Latin-inspired outdoor dance festival. Most people know which is my favourite venue (and, incidentally, I know which is most other peoples favourite as well because they've told me so, but there's always the odd one out) but that hasn't precluded me from going to loads of other clubs and events in the past just as it won't in the future..."

TM: "oooOOOOOooo! Ok man - don't have a hernia"
By Clio
Handbag
the female equivalent of tool.

A: What about Inez?
B: Well, It's not that I hate her, but she's just such handbag.
By Olympie
Handbag
Someone who spends so much time in the sun they look like a leather handbag.

Did you see that handbag that just walked by? your grandma is a total handbag.
By Iseabal
Handbag
:noun: companion for outing or social occasion.
specifically: studly,butch,aussie, always willing to accompany a bangin' babe to theater, coffeehouse, bar or event of bangin' babes choosing.
Outing with handbag almost always involves some miscommunication over who gets to open the door for whom.

Wonder Woman had a spare ticket to the theater and Cuntstable McPhister offered to be her handbag.
By Audi
Handbag
The place where's she's hiding that piece that she's going use to bust a cap in you for forgetting her birthday.

Shit! She's reaching into her handbag, my ass is grass for sure.
By Ardelis
Handbag
The same as saying "BURN" or "Zing!" after someone has a good come back or joke at anothers expense.

It is usually followed by a gesture of slamming your two fists together so they look like you're holding a little handbag.

"Doesn't this dress look nice on me?"
"If by nice you mean really really ugly"

"oooooh Handbag!"
By Caresse
Handbags
Mainly British. A pointless and worthless argument, deriving from the image of old ladies having a handbag (purse) fight at the bus stop.

"Oh, put your handbags away".
By Katina
HandBagging
The fine art of taking a Dump in someone's handbag without them knowing. A great way to impress your dissatisfaction with someone for leaving their handbag somewhere accessible. Not advisable on first dates or when taking elderly relatives to dinner.

Handbagging is often preformed on a night out when a really annoying girl (or guy (doesn't even have to be annoying (just has to have a handbag))) and you get the opportunity to grab a handbag on the way to the bathroom or anywhere else you are comfortable doing 'the deed'. Not being caught is usually advisable.
Also good for a competitive game with mates seeing who can get the most or the best bag!
By Rhetta