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Zing
The new term for owned, said after saying something witty to someone in an insulting manner.

Person 1: So, what'd you do last night?
Person 2: Your Mum.....ZING.

(although you usually have to say somethign funnier than this example)
By Iseabal
Zing
interjection: A self proclaimed exclamation of superior bantering abilities
noun: a statement designed to verbally serve someone

inj. example, any of the following lines from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation may be followed by the exclamation "ZING!"
neighbor: Hey Griswald, where you gonna put a tree that big?
Griswald: Bend over and I'll show you (...ZING!)
neighbor: You got a lot of nerve talking to me that way.
Griswald (looking at neighbor's wife): I wasn't talking to you (...ZING!)
By Jordain
Zing
An interjection commonly used after making a witty joke at someone else's expense while they are present.

Person 1: Your room smells like ass.
Person 2: That's because you're in it. ZING!
By Lavena
Zing
A word similar to owned, but better.

Frank: I hate pretending the play our intruments (on the set of music videos), I feel like Ashlee Simpson....ohhh zing!
By Blondie
Zing
Term white people use to sound cool (i.e., even more white) after an insult.

Asian Kid (to White Kid 1): You are cracker.
White Kid 2 (standing next to White Kid 1): ZING!
Asian Kid (to all White People in general): Could you stop being so f*cking white for a f*cking second?"
By Dione
Zing
a form of verbal taunting, usually associated with extreme embarassment on the targets behalf. Popular phrases succeeding the insult include "HYYYOO" and "OWNED!"

zing - That was a very hearty zing.

Zung - past tense of zing. "You have been zung." "I would not like to get zung again."

Zinging - present tense of zing. "I am zinging you. Isn't this embarrassing?"
By Doralynn
Zing
The most retarded word ever man invented.

ZING!
Why did I bother to create a human being like you? It beyonds me.
By Faina
Zing
If someone makes an absolutely awful joke, or says something completely random or pointless. One member of the group may "zing" them.
This works best if done during the awkward silence after the joke/comment.
The zinger may also point with an open palm, fingers first at the joke/comment maker while zinging them for effect.

George: Hey guess what guys...last night we were having dinner right, and my mother, the silly oaf, burnt my pizza!!........(expecting laughter from the group)

Andy: (waitin a few seconds for the awkward silence to take hold.......ZING!!!!! (while pointing wih open palm)

Rest of Group: (laughter and general abuse directed at joke maker)
By Delilah
Zing
A lame expression used by lame, pretentious pseudo-interlectuals in order to try and make a person feel stupid.

Insulting the recipient's intelligence (implying they're too stupid to realise they've been 'dissed' in some way or another), some crony of theirs has to call out 'Zing!'.

They usually do this because they are incapable of actually being smart, and instead acheive this fake image by making others look stupid.

Pseudo-Interlectual A:
By Susannah
Zing
a word used after you have insulted someone,

Sam: Wow that car's paint job is ugly
Alec:Ugly like a french Canadian
both:ZING!
By Oona