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Define The Mickey Mouse Meaning

The Mickey Mouse
When you are hitting it from behind and you are about to nut, you pick up a dead rat and hit her over the head with it.

My girlfriend said she wanted to try something different so I hit her with the Mickey Mouse.
By Nesta
Mickey Mouse
Substandard, poorly executed or organized. Amateurish.

Who's in charge of this mickey mouse operation, anyway?
By Ariel
Mickey Mouse
Not real, invalid, fake, undeserving, lacking true value or merit, essentially an award or title given unfairly or unworthily. Commonly used by Twitter trolls to disvalue an award or championship mainly in sports. Originated from the NBA bubble taking place in Disney World.

EPSN: Lebron James won his fourth title with the Los Angeles Lakers!
Twitter Troll #1: Mickey mouse championship
Twitter Troll #2: L + ratio, not a real win in my book, mickey mouse ring
By Datha
Mickey Mouse
Marine slang meaning anything stupid or senseless (as used in the 1987 Stanley Kubrick film Full Metal Jacket

"WHAT IS THIS MICKEY MOUSE SHIT?!"
By Verene
Mickey Mouse
Anything that is pedantic, trivial, or needlessly time-consuming. Can be used interchangeably with chickenshit.

Boss: OK, I need you to go through this 2,400-page report, and change the phrase "financial adjustment" to "fiscal alteration" each time it appears.
Me: I haven't got time for this Mickey Mouse bullshit.

"Send Fredo off to do this, send Fredo off to do that! Let Fredo take care of some Mickey Mouse nightclub somewhere!" - Fredo Corleone, The Godfather Part II
By Margalo
Mickey Mouse
The icon of Disney. Unfortunately, he has been completely scrapped and replaced by whores such as Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers.

Person 1: What ever happened to Mickey Mouse
Person 2: Who knows? I've been too busy trying to get my sister to stop watching all the other shit on Disney.
By Rahal
Mickey Mouse
To build or repair something shoddily and with substandard materials.

Who built this Mickey Mouse thing anyway?
By Kaile
Mickey Mouse
Repairied in an unsuitable fashion.
Duct taped together or jury rigged.

1st Dude: Can you fix my bike?
2nd Dude: Sure.
2nd Dude: Here, I'm done.
1st Dude: Dude you mickey moused it!
2nd Dude: Your welcome
By Zonda
Mickey Mouse
A dumbass mouse that only 2 year olds like and if you like him then you're 2.

Mickey mouse is retarted
By Jackelyn
Mickey Mouse
When a black girl puts her naked tits on top of a white mans head! #joeparker

Shaquita Mickey moused the fuck out of the top if my head!
By Alys