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Define The Monkey King Meaning

Monkey King
A hyperactive cunt, who frantically jumps around, as if his genes hit the wrong side of evolution.

Colin: Hey did you see Andrew at camp last week?
Gordon: Oh yeah, he was jumping on the rocks right
Colin: What a F@%* Monkey King
By Iona
The Monkey King
King of the monkeys, most useless shacker/stoofoo'er ever.

This is a post worthy of The Monkey King.
By Guillema
Monkey King
The Lord and Master of all the ditto monkeys, Rush Limbaugh.

My Dad is such a ditto monkey, he doesn't have an opinion on anything until he's heard it from the Monkey King.
By Ronni
Monkey Like King Kong
Refers to thick hair in pubic area; unshaven sex organs.

She had a monkey like King Kong, dude she needs to shave.

You need to shave the pub'z on your monkey, it looks like King Kong in your pants.
By Zabrina