Essentially the opposite of a
ghosty. This is when you take a shit and the outcome is a long ordeal where no faeces seem to disappear between wipes. Other characteristics of a
poltergeist may include: extreme stench,
earth shattering flatulence and a complete redecoration of the porcelain.
Ryan: Are you alright Louis?
Louis: Not really Ryan, I just banished a
poltergeist_________
Jim: You might not want to go in there for a while boys, I just left a hideous poltergeist!
_________
Kell: Fuck me my arm
aches, was in there half an hour dealing with a poltergeist!