When you're sleeping over at a friends house,
traveling, or spending time away from home and, because you
wake up before everyone else and can't
fall back asleep, you proceed to find a bathroom and masturbate in complete silence as not to wake the other people.
Dude, I regret to inform you that whilst you and everyone else were still sleeping, I gave myself
the silent treatment in the bathroom.
Yeah so we went back to her house and she ended up
passing out. So, the silent treatment was
my only option.