v., the act of farting while simultaneously
shot-gunning a beer. The mouth of the can is hole number 1, the "shot-gun" hole that you puncture in the can is hole number 2, and the fart makes your asshole the "
third hole." This leads to the highest possible rate of beer ingestion during the shot-gun due to overcoming the vacuum of the can and your intestines simultaneously. May lead to defecation, aka the "
Third Hole Bogey."
"How did you down that
beer so
fast?"
"I Third-Hole it every time,
bro.
