Define The Two-thousands Meaning

Two-Thousands
AKA Two Thousands, 2000s, 2XXXs, 2-Thousands, 2 Thousands etc.
The period between January 1st of the year 2000 and December 31st of the year 2999.

With all the transformations our planet, it's cultures, government, geography, technology, language, music, the way we dress etc are likely to go through, it is highly unlikely that we will get through the Two-Thousands with a world as closely resembling our own as that shown on the cartoon "Futurama."
By Sara-Ann
Two-thousand And Late
Someone who thinks they are hip, while in reality being outdated and foolish. From the song "Boom Boom Pow" by the Black Eyed Peas.

"They try copy my swagger
I'm on that next shit now
I'm so three thousand and eight
You so Two-thousand and late"
By Ricca
Two-thousand And Late
Not really sure what it means, appearantly meant to be a diss. Used by Fergie in the BEP song 'Boom Boom Pow'

I'm so three-thousand and eight, you're so two-thousand and late
By Natassia
Two Thousand And Sixteen
Two Thousand and Sixteen
2016
MMXVI

(too-thow-zund-sics-teen)

Noun, Proper

An individual year that took place over two thousand years into the Common Era (CE) where everyone important died, the worst American election in history took place, great social unrest occurred, and generally shitty events and movies happened. It is generally agreed that the world should have ended on this year instead of 2012 (many in America hope it happens before November 8th).

Also pronounced "Two Thousand Sixteen" or "Twenty Sixteen", this term is considered an insult and slur in the parts of the world where western culture and media is predominant.

"We don't talk about Two Thousand and Sixteen"

"I got AIDS and a kidney stone after my girlfriend broke up with me in 2016"

"Harambe died in 2016. Praise be to him"

"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton ran for President in 2016"

"Everyone I love on my blog died in 2016"

"Suicide Squad AND Batman/Superman came out in 2016"
By Kellia
Two Thousand And Swine
The 2009 swine flu outbreak, which many predict marks the end of the human race as we know it. Certainly a valid cause for widespread panic. At least until 2012 rolls around...

Y2K got nothin' on Two Thousand and Swine! The apocalypse is once again upon us!
By Deny
Two Thousand Eighties
A saying for anything that resembles the 80's, yet was created in 2000 and beyond.

"Check out my neon leggins. Arent they tubular?"
"God Sarah, your soo two thousand eighties."
By Albertine
The Two-thousands
The period of time lasting 2000-2009.

People born in the two-thousands are a very happy medium of experience and vitality.
By Malvina
Two Thousand And First
Some dumbass decided to try and make a 9/11 joke except instead of saying 2001 he said Two Thousand and First.

Some dumbass: I'm gonna bomb you on Two Thousand and First like 9/11

Another dumbass: Pardon?
By Rica
Two-thousand-and-late
Can also be said as "2000 and Late", "2k Late" or "2k n' Late"

This was the original term for "not trendy", no need for a new dumb word.

"Hey you like my trendy man-bun?"

"Dude you're Two-thousand-and-late. That ain't trendy anymore."
Or
"Man, naw ur 2klate!"
By Chiquia
Two Thousand And Nineteen
A 2000s person's way of saying the year it's just become, TWENTY NINETEEN.

Maddy, it's two thousand and nineteen (twenty nineteen) and you're still watching My Little Pony (MLP) and looking at internet memes (memes) on your mobile phone (phone).
By Denise