Define The Visitors Meaning

The Visitors
Known as Les Visiteurs in France. A kickass movie starring Jean Reno about an 11th century knight and his squire who are accidentally transported to modern times by a senile wizard. The plot centers around the nobleman's quest to return back to his own time by enlisting the help of his descendant. A cult classic in France. Its image has since been tarnished by "Les Visiteurs 2" and the American version "Just Visiting."

The Visitors is a funny movie. See it..Okkkkkk ayyyyyyyy
By Merridie
Visitor
another name for a woman's period.

I have an unexpected visitor, so we cant have sex.
By Dulciana
Visitors
Simplified euphemism for blue balls.

Blue Balls --> Two Thirds of Blue Man Group --> Visitors

Jesse: Nooo Kayla stop, I'm going to get visitors
Kayla: *creepy smile* no you won't
By Roanne
Distinguished Visitors
The two male participants in a double vaginal penetration.

She couldn't wait to spend the evening with her two distinguished visitors.
By Alejandra
Monthly Visitor

Elena was rather abrupt in her answers, because she was entertaining her monthly visitor ...
By Jolyn
Keyboard Visitor
Noun (plural keyboard visitors)
(informal, derogatory) A person who state that they’d come to or visit a place in an online text-based discussion media, but at the same time does not bother to visit said place in real life, potentially due to being a good liar or downright laziness. downright abil

Don’t be a keyboard visitor, why don’t you actually drop by and have a meal
By Vinni
Untimely Visitor
when a guy gets a really obvious boner, tries to play it off, but everyone knows anyways

The other day i saw a bunch of girls staring at me and giggling. Hey I figured it must be good. But when they started pointing at my crotch. Damn I knew it was an untimely visitor.
By Marissa
Visitor's Dugout
A consenting, nonsexual male partner to a lesbian, for the purposes of keeping a heterosexual facade; the male equivalent of a Beard.

"Check out Alyssa's Visitor's Dugout, Dave."
"Is he the Visitor's Dugout, or is she the Beard?"
"Oh, that's deep, bruh. "
By Shirl
Weekend Visitor
A person that you sleep with for a couple of days. A two or three night stand.

"Did you see my weekend visitor, man she was hot."
By Ninette
Unwanted Visitor
:an unwanted erection, often occurring at random during the worse time possible for example as your giving a presentation in front of class or as you wait inline for a rollercoaster.

Thomas: Hey man can you go refil the soda?
Jim: I'd love to but I have an unwanted visitor.
Thomas: oh (gets refil)
By Amalee