Define The Weed Wacker Meaning

Weed Wacker
Someone who smokes marijuana and masturbates, often at the same time.

Scott: Today i met this guy in rehab. He told me about that he's addicted to pot and jacking off.

Eli: Oh, so he's a Weed Wacker?
By Andrea
Weed Wacker
Someone who beats the shit out of stoners, who has no personality other then weed.

Friend: holy shit did you see tyrone beat the shit out of that poor guy who was just smokin a bowl?

Me: yeah he's a weed wacker. Lets gtfo of here
By Lynnett
Weed Wacker
Weed Wacker: when a male's erected penis continuously slaps a woman on her knees across the face during sex.

The male with his erected penis will rotate his hips to the left and right at a constant motion slapping the woman across the face.

Man: Oh baby, ready for the weed wacker?!
The Girlfriend: Yay! I've been waiting a long time for this!

Bill: Ow... My penis hurts from the weed wacker...
Jim: What did you do?
Bill: Don't worry about it.
By Anne-Marie
Weed Wacker
One who chronically masturbates while high on marijuana.

Don is such a weed wacker! All he ever does is smoke weed and masturbate!
By Jobye
Weed Wacker
The hairy man version of a helicopter. When a man swing his dick around in a circle through his massive bush, and makes weed wacker noises.

Did you see how drunk Scott was last night? He gave everyone a weed wacker demonstration, for free!
By Sophie
Weed Wacker
Someone who jacks off while really high in order to make their orgasm super awesome.

"Hey, where did Jerry go after we smoked that blunt?"
"Oh, he's in the bathroom. He's a Weed Wacker."
By Margaux
Weed Wacker
Its a guy or girl that smokes weed and gets high, the masturbates.

Yo dude.
What??
I got so fucking stoned last night.
Oh Yeah?
Yeah yo. I got horny then i beat the meat.
Nice yo (:
Its called Weed Wacking in other words imma Weed Wacker!
By Zita
Weed Wacker
a weapon that "cuts down the weeds" normally a weapon with rapid fire
e.g Ak47 , semi automatic

dem bwoi wa fi par wid me?
me a draw for the bludclart weed wacker
me a chop dem up like a steak!
By Loutitia
The Weed Wacker
The act of shaving another persons pubic hairs while holding a razor in your mouth.

Dude she wouldent shave that shit so i totally had to give her The Weed Wacker
By Krissie
Weed Wacker
someone who gets horny after getting high off marijuana

pothead: "yo where the girls at?"
friend: "dude your such a weed wacker."
By Nadia