Define The Wilford Brimley Meaning

Wilford Brimley
He'd like to talk to yeh abou' diabeetus.

Wilford Brimley would like to talk to yeh abou' diabeetus.
By Gert
Wilford Brimley
a jackass on horseback who cannot pronounce the word Diabetes correctly.

wilford brimley is on the damn TV again.. why is he riding a horse for an insulin commercial?
By Manya
Wilford Brimley
To be performed during oral sex.
At the point of climax, the male being given fellatio removes his penis and ejaculates onto the upper lip of his partner, giving her a thick jizz mustache; much like that of Wilford Brimley.

Last night while receiving head from the hooker I solicited, I pulled out and gave that Ho a Wilford Brimley. Ironically enough she has Diabeetus.
By Lauri
Wilford Brimley
a root beer soda with cherry flavoring

"After work, I relaxed on the porch with an ice-cold Wilford Brimley."
By Donnamarie
The Wilford Brimley
A sexual act where after ejaculating on your partner's face, you grab a handful of dry oats and throw them onto your partner's face - then yell, "Take THAT diabeetus!" Try to get as much of the oats to stick to their man-juice covered face as possible.

See definition of The Wilford Brimley.
By Lucie
Wilford Brimley
When a man goes down on a woman whilst she has a yeast infection the consistency of Quaker Oats.

A good Wilford Brimley always makes me hungry for funnel cake.
By Brenda
Wilford Brimley
to stuff a girl's vagina with piping hot quaker oats and then porky piggin' that shit.

me: "dude i had breakfast with your sister yesterday"

you: "yeah?"

me: "yeah, i gave her a wilford brimley."
By Sindee
Wilford Brimley
to stuff a girl's vagina with piping hot quaker oats and then porky piggin' that shit.

me: "dude i had breakfast with your sister yesterday"

you: "yeah?"

me: "yeah, i gave her a wilford brimley."
By Fannie
Wilford Brimley
When a girl makes a guy unkowningly go down on her whilst she has a yeast infection. The key is that the guy is unaware.

I pulled a Wilford Brimley on that guy last night.
By Grazia
Wilford Brimley
Anthony Wilford Brimley (1934-2020) was an American actor who became famous for appearing in educational commercials for diabetes, where he often mispronounced the disease as "Diabeetus." He also appeared in ads for Quaker Oats.

"Diabeetus bad. Quaker good."

-Wilford Brimley, probably
By Arluene