The woodshed is the coolest place in America. For most of the year,
the shed’s function is storing wood or possibly curing tobacco, but for a period of about two weeks it is emptied.
During this time, the shed can be used for throwing parties involving playing pong with 9loko.
A flaw of
the woodshed is it’s thin roof which allows sound to easily escape and piss off anyone too lame or stupid to be in the woodshed.
Guy one: Yo what’s yer ass
fixin to do this weekend?
Guy two: Prolly do my Ph106 set cause that’s what I do every weekend.
Guy one: Fuck physics - git yer tits to the
woodshed cause were mixin up some 9loko.
Guy two: Aight hoss, but this better not be some pussy
quarter send.