Define The Shed Meaning

The Shed
A large, overweight woman that lurks in the shadows with dire need to grab at any piece of man candy possible. Reguardless of your weight, size, etc; one should stay away from the shed, if he has any reputation whatsoever. Once you visit the shed, you are dead.

"The Shed tried to grab my penis last Friday, so i smacked her in her face and told her to go fuck herself."

"The Shed hid in the shadows of the alley as the innocent man walked through."

"Scotty fucked the shed, and since, hasn't been found."

"He tried to escape from the shed, but her overwhelming size brought him down as she ripped his pants open while screaming 'give me your cockalicious!'"
By Karine
The Shed
A sketchy place where local kids go to get high, drunk, burn stuff, and be jackasses.

Hey, lets go down to the shed and get fucked up.
By Jacqui
The Shed
fat ginger girl slut who goes for anyone she can grab. stay away from the shed! you will "regred!" if u succumb to the shed, dont be surprised to have a hot and painful itch tomorrow morning.

Scotty fucked the shit out of the shed...literally. he fucked her and then she shit on his bed.

By Bernie
The Shed
Possibly the greatest place on the planet. nay. in the universe.

The shed is at battle with the Anti-Shed ran by cooper and the sheeves

Oh yes the shed
Neil (see neil scheme) saw me going on the shed.
By Ashlen
The Shed
The shed is known as one of the most sacred places on Earth. With many people thinking it's a place to put things that don't belong, yard equipment and much more. But with the smart people thinking it's a place to hangout, and most importantly smoke marijuana. It's a place that is commonly known as a judge free zone and where many people have talking time with the ones who need it.

Logan: Talking time with Logan and you know where at
Weston: Everyone to the shed
Chase: Where y'all going?
Ruble: To the shed man
By Lura
Shedded
To get extremely drunk and forget/lose everything.

He got shedded last night: He lost his keys, phone and dignity and ended up having to sleep in the shed until his girlfriend got home.
By Cristin
Shedding
Woodshedding, a musicians term for practicing. Harkens back to idyllic pastoral time when one might take their Harpsichord or Udu out to the lean to in the back yard and practice their fugues or minuets till their fingers bled, while poultry and other livestock are slaughtered by the hired hands.

Zippy started out with a bit of a tin ear, but after months of shedding on his ukelele, he could hold the attention for almost 63 seconds.
By Gay
Shedding
Sledging with added physical abuse. However, with shedding the objective is not so much to put the victim off his stroke, but rather to reduce them to a submissive, gibbering wreck.

As well as ‘vanilla shedding’, hardcore shedders are reported to indulge in ‘ruff shedding’, which involves dressing up in period costume, and ‘gruff shedding’ where four-legged horned ruminants are added to the mix.

Steders: Shedding really gets my goat!
By Ertha
Shedding
When you project your own problems onto someone else.

Guy1: you're bad at Mobile game cause of your fat thumbs
Guy2: stop shedding

This implies that guy1 has fat thumbs and is projecting that onto guy2
By Jacklin
Shed
to practice, usually a musical insturment. a person does not need to literally be in a shed to 'shed'.

i need to work on my drumming, i'm gonna hit the shed

man you look real tired, looks like you were shedding it all day
By Prudence