Define Timbers Meaning

Timbered
1. To be so drunk that you feel like you are about to fall like a freshly chopped tree.

2. To be so drunk that you feel about as good as that Ke$ha and Pitbull song.

Simon: Man we should drink tonight!

Brendon: Yeah man! It's going down, we're getting timbered!
By Desdemona
Timbering
(v.) to ream someone with some solid timber; to fuck her silly.

Guy 1- "You trying to drink some Bud tonight."
Guy 2- "No, I'm gonna be timbering my slutfriend."
Guy 1- "Send her my condolences."
Guy 2- "No remorse, bro. Grow a pair."
By Dian
Timber
Drinking, dancing and partying to the point you fall down.

Everyone was on the dancefloor in the club when Mel fell on her ass drunk. The entire room yelled "Timber!"
By Rakel
Timber

Guy 1- "Dude, class just ended, why are you still sitting there?"
Guy 2- "Well, I've been staring at Chelsea's tits all class, and I'm still rocking some serious timber!"
By Prudy
Timber
What you yell when it's going down.

"It's going down; I'm yelling timber."
"The party is timber tonight."
By Zahara
Timbering
The act of planking on your backside with a boner. when you lay down in any place with your boner facing strqaight up to the sky.

-The man was timbering in the middle of the sidewalk
-while timbering my tree started to fall down
By Cynthy
Timber
Fat, weight. Especially referring to men.

‘Wow, you’ve gained some timber on your belly!’ (I.e. they have a big belly.)
By Blinnie
Timbered
Wen you take that hit that fuks u up and every hit after you cant stop coughing. Wen you get blazed

You just got fuckin timbered!
By Theresita
Timber
a reference to the Pitbull song TIMBER FT. Kesha, often said by white girls at school like but not limited to Wake Forest University . It is the female equivalent to "lets get wired". The phrase "I am going timber" as active meaning of partying, drinking, dancing, while excluding smoking weed.

I knew I was getting laid when those white girls where like "It's going down, I'm yelling timber."

She was like "I am going timber tonight". I was like "do you baby, I am going to sit my ass on the couch and smoke a blunt."
By Delcina
Timber
A sex position. Basically doggie style, but right before the guy cums, he pulls the girls' arms out from under her yelling "timber", causeing her to fall on her face.

(Guy&girl having sex)
*Guy pulls on girls arms*
Guy:TIMBER!
By Dacie