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Define Tmw Meaning

Tmw
"Tomorrow" - meaning the next day

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Ghastly-I will do it tmw
By Tracee
Tmw
Too much work.

Person 1: Do the dishes.

Person 2: tmw.
By Corrianne
Tmw
An acronym for the quickly spreading phrase: Touch My Wiener

John: Hey Susie, tmw?

Susie: What about tomaro?

alternative response,

Susie: Sure, where's good for you?
By Beryle
Tmw
"This Means War" - a declaration that someone has offended you and you have made it your mission to exact revenge.

Shitface : "how's the weather down there short man?"
sarcastic1 : "tmw"
By Dita
Tmw
To much Work

Go get you folders. Um tmw.
By Chelsy
Tmw
1. Used in the homo-erotic context at the end of an awkward conversation meaning "Tonsil My Wang."

2. Can also be used to represent the term, "Touch My Wang."



EXAMPLE: Tim - "Well, I have to go make out with my extremely hot, straight girlfriend."

John - "Oh. Well, next time I see you, you have to tmw."

Tim - "Holy shit dude! STOP FAGGING ME!"
By Rani
Tmw
Short for "Text Me When". Something rushing teens say when they want someone text them at a certain time or place.

Teen 1: Hey girl!
Teen 2: Hey girrrrlllll! You coming to the party?? Jake will be there. I heard he wants to see you ;)
Teen 1: You know it!! ;)
Teen 2: Okay girl, tmw your on the way!! ;D
By Devin
Tmw
touch my wang. most often used after nights without any 'action,' likely used in IRC channels, and directed toward fellow channel-goers. this acronym can have disasterous effects as it can rouse the homo-hater in many. can also be used in response to aboslutely anything.

sally: OMG TEH O.C. ROX!!1
jimmy: stfu tmw plz
By Elonore
TMW
that moment when

I hate TMW I have cereal but no milk
By Corabelle
TMW
The internet shortening "TMW" stands for That Moment When, and has multiple definitions. For example, Too Much Work, Tomorrow, etc.

tmw you realize you left the sink running
tmw you forgot your keys to your house at work
By Eryn