POP = Pissed-off person
Scenario A:
POP: I have ASKED you nicely three times already to go take this document to the main office, IDIOT!!!!
Victim: If you pull any of this
aggressive-quantifying crap on me, you can forget about having me do it. Besides, you look
fit enough to do it yourself.
Scenario B:
Victim: So was this what you meant by this?
POP: ***angry sigh*** YES. I SAID that FIVE MINUTES ago.
Victim: What, so you're now a
stopwatch, Miss Aggressive-Quantifier? Are you saying I'm stupid for asking a request?
Scenario C:
POP: Oh my GAWD, you had SEVEN freaking chances to say hi to him. He won't know you if you don't talk to him.
Victim: I would, but your aggressive-quantifying is doing nothing to help me.
Scenario D:
Victim: You mind giving me
that list?
POP: I gave you the list multiple times, moron!
Victim: I was just asking kindly. You don't need to aggressively-quantify any trivial things!
Scenario E:
Victim: **Paints picture with grace**
POP:***Yanks art tools from
painter, then ruins it.*** There. It shouldn't take you more than FIFTEEN MINUTES to finish this painting.
Victim: What the hell is wrong with you? You ruined my artwork, aggressive-quantifier!!
