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Define Toadstool Meaning

Toadstool
A person that should be a subject of derision or mockery. Also, an inedible fungus.

Really, don't even try to make a comeback, you toadstool.

You have never, will never have sex with my mom. Don't be a toadstool.

Be careful about eating toadstools.
By Harlene
Toadstool
Something you NEVER see a toad sitting on

Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
Me neither.
By Fern
Toadstool
The surname of Princess Peach from the Mario series

Dear Mario, please come to the castle, I've baked a cake for you, yours truly, Princess Toadstool, Peach
By Jackelyn
Toadstool
A short and fat penis.

Girl 1: I finally slept with that tall guy and he was equipped with a short fat stump.

Girl 2: Ah, another victim of the toadstool.
By Tomasine
Toadstool
The begining part of Cinderella’s transformation dress

Ohmigod look at Cinderella, she looks like a f****** toadstool
By Alisa
Toadstool
When you take a crap in a toilet on top of toilet paper so that the crap sits on the paper like a toad... Toadstooling! AKA Lilypadding.

Dude, left the biggest toadstool in the faculty bathroom this morning!
By Benny
Dirty Toadstool
the act of inserting your big toe into ones anus

When Alex wasn't looking i sneaked him a Dirty Toadstool.

When i woke up with Alex's toe in my ass i realized that i have just been Dirty Toadstooled.
By Sisely
Texas Toadstool
When a man sits over a womans face and craps into her mouth while she vigorously masterbates.

"Dude she totally puked when i texas toadstooled her!"
By Velma
Vomiting Toadstool
With the similar shape of a thin stemmed mushroom and rounded head, the vomiting toadstool is
literally, an erect penis ejaculating semen.

"That porn star's penis looks just like a vomiting toadstool!"
By Elyn
Punchin' The Toadstool
verb, slang for intercourse

Yo, Weegee, that Peach bitch told me to put on a Mushroom Suit before punchin' the toadstool last night!
By Bili