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Define Toblerone Meaning

Toblerone
A nice tasting chocolate bar with bits of nougat in it.

Wow I got a massive Toblerone for my birthday.
By Lynna
Toblerone
One of the most delicious chocolates in the world that come from Switzerland.

This Toblerone is so good that I almost orgasmed in my pants.

chocolate Switzerland
By Dora
Toblerone
A delicious chocolate bar that comes in a long, triangular shape. Often the subject of metaphors.

"It's kind of like when you have three bars of White Chocolate Toblerone..."
By Maureen
Toblerone
The sharp, stinging ache that occurs in the penis after either a long, furious wank, or a series of many short quick wanks.
Feels as though the penis is changing shape- hence the term 'Toblerone'

"Man, i beat off so much last night i got a Toblerone!"
By Ferdinande
Toblerones
Tits that look like two chunky triangles

🍈 🍈 vs 🔺️ 🔺️

Toblerones... why the triangle bra was invented
By Susann
Tobleroned
A consequence of being triple analed, the arse hole of the recipient gapes in a triangular shape looking like someone has beaten a toblerone up there with a hammer.

Me and my mates tobleroned your mum
By Anett
Toblerone
The triangular space formed between the top of the thighs and genitalia on some women (shaped much like the famous chocolate treat of the same name).

"Did you see the toblerone on that woman? She has a totally hot bod!"
By Gerty
Toblerone
To finger someone using three fingers in the shape of a triangle or toblerone.

Jake: "what did you do in the closet?"

Bob: "I toblerone'd her"
By Roxi
Toblerone
A cum, diarrhea, and solid stool filled condom that is tied off at the end. Often used a Christmas present. Keeps well frozen. Can be used as a dildo.

Slang for taking a huge dump: Splitting a toblerone

I was slammin Mother Maggie with a frozen toblerone.

Mother Maggie split a toblerone so huge, Shabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton couldn't take the whole thing up the gary, so instead she let a Jamaican Raspberry after she took a choft.
By Tisha
Tobleroning
The act of vigorously thrusting a Toblerone in ones anus until left with nothing but a gooey mess. Leaving you with the luxurious appearance of almond chips and dangle-berries

My roommate caught me Tobleroning Debbie last night. Now he won't stop calling her Dirty Debs!
By Margi