Define Almond Meaning

Almond

You're a fucking an almond.
By Nikkie
Almond
When an African American is not your stereotypical black person but they seem to pertain to the opposite (white) race though their actions and choice of words despite their skin tone and nationality.

Person one: Cara is addicted to Starbucks.
Person two: But isn't Cara african american?
Person one: Yeah, she's an almond.
By Penny
Almond

That guy's name must be Almond, because hes 20 inches.
By Kira
Almond
A nut that is both beautiful and also reminiscent of bitter sweet sentiments.

'It was inevitable: the scent of bitter almonds always reminded him of the fate of unrequited love.' - Gabriel Garcia Márquez
By Serene
Almond
To describe something that you thought was pretty damn sweet, but with a little voice at the back of your mind going "well that ain't decent", much like how an almond nut is pretty sweet but it's also a bit bitter at the back of your mouth.

Mark: "Damn, did Karl just jump into his neighbour's pool munted?"

Josh: "Yeah he did! Haha pretty fucking almond!"
By Addie
Almond
In middle eastern cultures, the almond is a symbol of the vagina.

In addition, almond can refer to the part of the brain called the amygdala, which translates to "almond." The amygdala is important in very basic emotions of aggression and fight or flight. However, studies have also demonstrated the importance of the amygdala in sexual arousal. For men, this portion of the brain lights up while looking at visualizations of sexy women. For women, the amygdala is activated only when she feels both a sexual and emotional connection to what she is shown.

Now you all learned something new!

"I love her tasty almond"

"You know her almond is lighting up!"
By Jo
Almond
By far one of the worst nuts in existence. Coming across an almond in a bag of trail mix is like the almond fucking you up the ass and not even giving you a reach around.

By Laurice
Almond
(Al-mond) Pronounced: "All" "mund"
Verb. A term known for the feeling felt when combining Marijuana with Frangia (find meaning elsewhere).

"Man, I just wanna get 'Almond' right now."

or

"Did you see that girl's face, she was totally Almond."
"Yeah man, too much Frangia and Bud is never good."
By Michelle
Almond Chicken
Noun: girl that tans so much that she looks like an almond, or just a girl that looks like a slut.

Kaz, "Oh man, she is an almond chicken! Thank you very much!"
Sam, "You're right Kaz, she tans too much!"
Kaz, "Not only that, she looks like a slut"
Mark, "I like her!"
By Ysabel
Almond Roca
Heaven in candy form. chocolate, toffee, almonds and walnuts.
The thing you use to make people fall in love with you.

Friend: you want some almond roca?
Friend 2: is it good?
Friend 3: dont ask just eat it. Stick it in your mouth, chew, swallow and then express you joy!
By Ursola