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Tomball
school in south east texas that includes homophobia, racism, and sexism. everyone is stuck in the 1800's and refuse to move on. most people are religious fanatics and obsessed with christianity so there's never a shortage of dumbass comments

you go to tomball? well i'm guessing you're either redneck, or stupid
By Goldia
Tomball
Hicktown USA. People wear wranglers, flannel shirts, and walk around with hay sticking out of their mouth.

Look at that hick over there in his wranglers- he looks tight.
By Leone
Tomball
A filthy, disease ridden area north of Houston. It is home to many hoodlums, hooligans, hayseeds and harpies. There are some isolated areas of coolness but they are very hard to find. Filled to the brim with that "good old boys" mentality, if any mentality at all.

Also:
A noun used to describe someone from that area. They look like most other rednecks, except with less teeth, education and coherency. They resemble zombies.

Ed: I'm from Tomball.
Houstonian: Oh. I. Am. Sorry. Do. You. Need. Some. Help?
Ed: I said I'm from Tomball. I didn't say I'm slow!
Houstonian: I wasn't aware there is a difference.

Anyone who is missing teeth, sounds like Boomhaur from King Of The Hill, wears wifebeaters, drives a TRUCK, Drinks and drives or would appear on Cops would look "Tomball"
By Chelsae
Tomball
Hicktown USA. People wear wranglers, flannel shirts, and walk around with hay sticking out of their mouth. People get drunk all the time and there are crazy old men. They are damn rednecks.

Look at that hick over there in his wranglers. He looks tyte.
By Catrina
Tomball
A filthy, disease ridden area north of Houston. It is home to many hoodlums, hooligans, hayseeds and harpies. There are some isolated areas of coolness but they are very hard to find. Filled to the brim with that "good old boys" mentality, if any mentality at all.

Also:
A noun used to describe someone from that area. They look like most other rednecks, except with less teeth, education and coherency. They resemble zombies.

Ed: I'm from Tomball.
Houstonian: Oh. I. Am. Sorry. Do. You. Need. Some. Help?
Ed: I said I'm from Tomball. I didn't say I'm slow!
Houstonian: I wasn't aware there is a difference.

Anyone who is missing teeth, sounds like Boomhaur from King Of The Hill, wears wifebeaters, drives a TRUCK, Drinks and drives or would appear on Cops would look "Tomball"
By Galina
Tomball
A cute town in Houston, Texas.

Ginny: I would LOVE to visit Tomball! It sounds cute!
Hermione: I know right! And best of all, it’s in Houston too!
By Sande
Tomball Tophat
Yet another name for a mullet. Refering the the hairstyle of the rednecks that live in the town just northwest of Houston, TX.

Check out the Tomball Tophat on Billy Ray Cyrus
By Tabbatha
Tomball Junior High
a crack house full of whores and faggots who run around with juuls in there muffs making themselves look hella gay.
Most importantly tomball is home, tomball is a place where you can truly express yourself by being extra faggot. the athletics department is home to many of the fast greasy niggers and coaches who act like they give a shit

I go to tomball junior high.

Wow, you must get fucked by your cousin on the weekends:)
By Aline
Tomball High School
A disgusting school built in the 1300's, Majoroity population of white, inbred, ugly, retarted, dipping, cowboy boot and tight jean wearing, faggots whoe all drive trucks and listen to country music while enjoying a six pack of $2 keystone light

Whats that you go to Tomball High School? Oh well thats cool some body has to lose every football game in the season.
By Bridget
Tomball High School
A high school in North Houston that claims to be the "Pride of Texas", but hasn't been shit, and will never be shit. Many students are possibly inbred, absolutely ignorant, and the girls are whores that have more diseases than an West African child.

"Have you met that guy that went to Tomball High School?"

"Yeah, what the fuck is wrong with those faggots?"
By Harriet