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Define Flannel Meaning

Flannel
the single greatest article of clothing ever to be invented by mankind.

jimmy got hit by a bus, he died...but his friend bob was next to him and got hit by the bus as well...but bob survived, because the flannel absorbed the bus into a different dimension.
By Fredelia
Flannel
soft cotton with a plad pattern-usually buttoned on clothing

"becky your flannel shirt is so cute"
By Lissy
Flannel
mass noun British informal bland fluent talk indulged in to avoid addressing a difficult subject or situation directly

a simple admittance of ignorance was much to be preferred to any amount of flannel
By Tomasina
Flannel
an article of clothing that makes you automatically a gay or very white. that’s just the way it works. i don’t make the rules.

micheal: “damn, lashawna looks so fine in that flannel. i would love to rip that shit off.”

quentin: “dawg, she a whole lesbian-“
By Zaria
Flannel
A famous internet troll, known for hijacking message boards by building copycat boards and directing members of the victim board to the copycat. Also known for creating havoc on message boards by ID trolling unsuspecting victims by replacing the letter "m" with "rn", such as the ID troll "horner1443" for trolling "homer1443".

To be a victim of Flannel's trolling, one is said to be "flanneled".


"UnemployedFarmer sure got flanneled today"
By Cathleen
Flannel
a man who may be seen as being a bit pathetic or boring.

sam stop being a flannel and come out tonight!
By Cory
Flannel
The ultimate word to make a stoner laugh. If you say "flannel" to a stoner, whether in casual conversation or just out of the blue, they are guaranteed to laugh so much they will probably do some form of permanent damage to themselves

Stoner "This is some good shit, I'm starting to feel a bit-"
Sober Person "FLANNEL!"
Stoner "Ahahahhahahahhahahhhahhahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahhhahahahhahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
Sober Person "Are you ok? Your face is going blue"
Stoner "Hahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahhahahhaahah"
etc.
By Cassie
Flannel
a group of lesbians assembled or gathered together.

A flannel of lesbians showed up to view the gaggle of geese nesting by the lake.
By Meghan
Flannel
what Craig Burdis wears in August while he fucks his bitchy sister.

flannel is the number one garment of choice by cracker ass cracker ass crackers.
By Barbra
Flannel
The collective noun for lesbians.

Coined by Tony O.

A parlaiment of owls, a pride of lions, and a flannel of lesbians.
By Muffin