Define Owls Meaning

Similar to lol, owls is something that you write when you find something amusing. The history of the phrase is quite clear, as web studies show a gradual evolution:

lol -> lols -> lawls -> jowls -> owls

nickname for the greatest football team in south yorkshire. The nickname for Sheffield Wednesday football club.

Nocturnal bird of prey with binocular vision, binaural hearing, sharp talons & feathers adapted for silent flight! They range from almost 6" to over 33 1/2". They can turn their heads up to 270 degrees!

1.- Another term for (computer) hacker
Perhaps it comes from the tendency of both, hackers and owls to take advantage of darkness
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2.- In South America, "owl" is said to a person who forebodes bad things (that become true) to other people.

The act of displaying oneself on-top of miscellaneous objects in a sitting position while holding your knees.

The closest thing to instant messaging in Harry Potter.

the new viral craze; a bit like planking, except you crouch down, and stare like an owl. You then take a picture and post it on facebook. Brownie points for random places to owl.

An Acronym that stands for Older Wiser Lesbian. Usually used to refer to an older lesbian with a younger partner. Parallel to cougar, but for lesbians.

A new craze in which people attempt to impersonate owls and post the results on facebook, but really end up looking like they're pooping in odd places.

Drunk or intoxicated in some manner. The same as canned, corked, tanked, primed, scrooched, jazzed, zozzled, plastered, spifflicated, embalmed, lit, potted, ossified or fried to the hat.