Define Scrooched Meaning

Scrooched
Totally wasted, usually a result of high consumption of alcoholic beverages.

"Man, look at Trina! She's scrooched!"
By Teresina
Scrooched
Fired upon with a scrooch-gun, as wielded by Gidney and Cloyd (moonmen from the Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoon).

By Min
Scrooching
Getting your balls sucked through a tube and hits with a rubber hose

my balls are black and blue after a hard night of Scrooching
By Eleanora
Scrooch

Fine, I'll clean his toes, you get the scrooch.
By Chloette
Scrooch
The bit between a blokes scrote & gooch.. (see gooch)

Ooh I got an itchy scrooch..
By Shara
Scrooch
The line of rough skin running along the middle of your scrotom

"man I got my scrooch caught in my zipper"
By Hana
Scrooch Carrell
Scrooch Carrell is literally the best person on this planet. She is wonderful, she is weird, and she is AWESOME

Scrooch Carrell is very tubotutus
By Ofella
Scrooche Cream
Alcohol based disinfectant liquid used for cleaning the scrotum and guiche (collectively 'scrooche') on long hikes/ walks when soap and water are not available - to prevent unsanitary sweaty conditions in the groin region which lead to infection and consequent unpleasant itching.

Note: Burns.. alot. place liberal amounts on genitalia when cleaning.

Hiker 1 and 2 after entering tent at end of a days hike:

Hiker 1: 'ohhh man pass the scrooche cream, my groin is saturated'

Hiker 2: ' Wouldn't want anything growing down there'

Hiker 1: 'OHHH FUCK. THE BURNNNNNNNNN'
By Flore
The Scrooched Moose
The phrase originated in the backwoods of Maine. "The Scrooched Moose" is the act of wildly thrashing about as you rapidly change through sexual positions. If at a campsite the scene left behind will look as if a wild bear ransacked your tent. If indoors the scene will look as if you had been burglarized.

A man at the bar was bragging to his buddy l; "Hey man, last night I finally got The Scrooched Moose treatment.".
By Hilary
Pooed The Scrooch
Freudian slip of Screwed the Pooch that one can never allow to be lived down.

Person1: I can't believe we pooed the scrooch on that one.
Person2: HAHAHA you mean Screwed the Pooch? HAHA omg I can't believe you said pooed the scrooch!!
By Elfreda