Almost synonymous to douche bag; the type of person that likes to show off their physique in public; wears athletic clothing in the dead of Winter (
Basketball shorts with
long black socks); laughs at their own non-hilarious jokes; under the false
assumption that they are perfect; whines like a spoiled 5-year-old when something doesn't go their way
"Ben is such a tool in the morning when he thinks
it's cool to choke people and throw them into the wall."
"Ben laughs like a
walrus when he thinks his own jokes are funny."
"Ryan always sounds like he's on
Oprah when complaining in Chemistry."