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Tooted And Booted
To expel flatulence while in motion, or to flatulate while stationary and immediately disperse as to prevent people from knowing you are the farter. This occurs frequently in large crowds. Also known as a cropdust.

Toot = to fart or flatulate
Boot = to walk, or walk away

Watch out, don't go over there. I just tooted and booted."

Aww, geese, Mike totally just tooted and booted."

Those guys are so annoying. I should stroll by and toot and boot.
By Zulema
Tooted And Booted
to fart and then notice you didnt just fart, you also took a shit. same thing as a shart.

oh shit i think i just tooted and booted! i need to go home and change my underwear!
By Lorita
Toot It & Boot It
When a boy or a girl has a one night stand. To hit it and quit it. Freaky people who usually sex alot of different people.

Jay Smoove "man bro.. hp... she fine... did you Toot It & Boot It bro?"

Baby Woota 3rd "yup bro I had too now she pregnant and shit!!"
By Viole
Toot And Boot
a one night stand. to have sex and them kick them out.

John: Did you take that girl home with you last night?
Dave: Yeah I wanted to toot and boot her but she stayed until the morning.
By Appolonia
Toot It & Boot It
Farting and ducking out

Right when i'm about to get out the elevator, i'mma just toot it & boot it.
By Drusi
Toot-and-boot
When someone fart's silently in a large group of people and tries to slip out of the room before anyone realizes what's happened.

Emma: I was in Target with a group of people and all of the sudden Kyle says goodbye and leaves. A few seconds later, we all smelled a fart. I know Kyle toot-and-booted it.

Sarah: He did the same thing to me and some other people after the movie was over the other day!
By Kaile
Toot It & Boot It
When a girl dances, flirts, or gives a guy attention at a club to get him to buy her a drink. After she gets a drink for her and maybe her friends, she makes an excuse (usually the bathroom) and ditches him.

i met him at the club
then i said wassup
i took him to the bar
and you know i toot it & boot it...
and i made him feel stupid.
By Mallory
Toot It & Boot It
finding a girl and before going down on her stick their nose in there vagina and sneezing then get up and leave and laugh later about how funny it was when you sneezed in her vagina

i toot it & boot it the fuck out of her it was sooooo funny
By Alexina
Toot It & Boot It
To snort illegal substances such as: cocaine,oxycotton, or pcp. Then to sell it to people. The (toot) is the drugs you snort, the (boot) is when you export it.

Posh: Aye man, are you gunna start sellin that coke yet? Or just keep it all to yourself?

HellBoy: Nah man, relax im just gunna toot it to see how it is, if its A-1 ill boot it.

Toot it & Boot it!
By Cassey
Toot N Boot
To fart and then leave the premises.

I usually toot n boot because I have to fart but don't want to be blamed for it.
By Lulu