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Define Premises Meaning

Premises
Word often used by cops or bouncers instead of "place", to make them sound smarter than they are.

Mate, I'm asking you again to vacate the premises.
By Olympe
On-premise
A completely meaningless phrase often uttered by complete retards who mean "on-premises"

IT idiot 1: Is this configured for on-premise?
IT idiot 2: No you fuck, nothing is.
By Caritta
Premise
statement or idea on which reasoning is based.


Since all men are mortal and Socrates is a man, Socrates is mortal.
("all men are mortal" and "Socrates is a man") are the PREMISES, while "Socrates is mortal" is the conclusion.
By Leoine
Premises
A tract of land including its buildings.

The man put a "NO TRESPASSING" sign on his yard to ensure that no one entered his premises.
By Faustina
Premise
Used by Police to state that they are stupid and don't understand that the singular of premises is still premises

We need to do a search of this premise
By Nessa
Pussy On The Premises
Living with a girl such that sex is readily available

Dag yo, you livin' with Hannah? Man you got pussy on the premises!
By Goldarina
Republican Premise
A statement for which there is no evidence but has been repeated so many times people assume it to be true.

"It's a well-known fact that both John and Robert Kennedy both had affairs with Marilyn Monroe."
"That's just a Republican premise. There's no verifiable evidence either man knew her apart from professionally as an entertainer."
By Oralia