Define Top Hatting Meaning

Top Hatting
Top hatting refers to the act of masturbating to a picture of Abraham Lincoln

After visiting the Lincoln Memorial, I totally caught my buddy Camilo top hatting in his hotel room.
By Caren
Top Hat
A badass hat that all the cool motherfuckas wear.

FRED: Look at that sick motherfucka. Hes wearing a Top Hat

DERF: Man. I wish I had that hat.
By Gerrie
Top Hat
verb. a literal or figurative covering up of something bad or shameful as if nothing ever happened. To conceal something in hopes that it will go away on its own. To hide from public view and scrutiny.

The BP Oil and Haliburton executives have decided to Top Hat the 200,000 gallon per day oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico.
By Sabrina
Top Hat

Jenny was very shy so she asked the health department nurse for a supply of top hats.
By Micheline
Top Hat
Jonny/Condom/Rubber Sock/Sperm Sanctuary/Baby Barrier/Love Butter Eradicator

Easy Now dan you got a Top Hat for me or otherwise il have to get one of dem pills for me bitch to get dat bun out of er oven!

Father To Son: Ohh son how I wish i had used a Top Hat so you didn't bicker with you're older sister!
By Christin
Top Hat
When one places his scrotum on the top of someone's head, while they are passed out or in a deep sleep.

Nick totally top hatted that boy from st. johns last night.
By Paule
Top Hat
The process of pushing flat the tip of an unlit cannabis cigarette or 'joint' so that the edges may be burned away and the twisted tip pulled clear to allow an easy light.

"Let me just top hat this and then you can spark it."
By Timmi
Top Hat
THAT nigga. Usually the leader/supplier if not one of the best ones amongst the gang/crew of men in whatever hood they are in.

Tre & Juice hustled together, but Tre was outside longer and more focused to make it out then Juice so Tre made double what Juice made & brought more to the table for the entire crew. Tre was the top hat aka MVP
By Maurise
Top Hat
Anyone with a Top Hat is most likely to have burnt down 30 houses during the Great Fire of London, but we don't need to talk about that. Though bad-ass, all of the other oil companies hate 'em. Cool, though.

Oh shoot, it's a Top Hat! Get the gun!
By Roseline
Top Hat
a hat worn mostly in older times, rarely seen today

"Some fag in the mall I saw today was wearing a top hat"
By Sisely