1. A type of coat which drapes down to your lower knees or near your feet. Occasionally has inner and/or
deep pockets to carry materials.
2. A type of clothing that is infamously known by pretty much everyone in existence today from the
Trench Coat Mafia who terrorized
Columbine back in 1999.
3. I wear this kind of clothing and it scares the shit out of people.
4. If you wear it, you get severely steroetyped by pretty much anyone (even cops, who banned me from the mall for 'shoplifting'. They didn't like the coat, I presume).
Example 1: Me: I love my
Trench Coat. It's so warm.
Example 2: Me: The
Trench Coat Mafia made a bad name for these cool ass coats.
Example 3: Scared Citizen: Get that coat away from me!
Trench Coat Wearer: Fuck off, I ain't leaving buddy.
Example 4: Cop: I'm gonna have to let you leave, son.
Random Guy: Why, officer?
Cop: You
shoplifted, didn't you?
Random Guy: Uh, no I didn't.
Cop: Well, the Trench Coat pretty much gives it away. You're banned for a year. If you come back, you'll be arrested.
Random Guy: I'm getting tired of this place, anyways. (Whispering) Fucking stereotype...