Define Uncle Ben Meaning

Uncle Ben
A derogation for older black males with gray hair and healthy smiles; usualy employees at Walgreens or Osco-Drug, especially at the photo-developement stand.

Aright fellas, I'ma be back in a minute, I gotts swoop my naughty pictures from Uncle Ben. I'll nab some brew too.
By Jacinda
Uncle Ben
the coolest guy ever, always there for you,provdes comfort and nourishment in times of need

uncle ben is at your beckon and call
By Teodora
Uncle Ben
(n.)

Pertaining to the car tuning hobby and the gaudy aftermarket car parts industry, the name "Uncle Ben" comes from a trademark brand of rice (Asian food staple) whose namesake has been misappropriated to describe ricers/riceboys.

A recurring joke held against the ricer community is that ricers don't buy their own cars or mods; everything is either a gift from parents or is just charged to daddy's credit card--hence the appeal of the "Uncle Ben" label.

"Hey check out Uncle Ben's Civic there. That thing's louder and more annoying than Gilbert Gottfried and it's got more stickers on it than a teenage girl's locker."
By Gracie
Uncle Ben
a guy who only last 1 to 2 minutes in bed, like the amount of time it takes to make Uncle Ben's Rice.

Hey girl, how was it? Girl, he pulled a "Uncle Ben".
By Merrili
Uncle Ben's
A refrence to when a man has an orgasm with a girl in the same time that it takes to make "Uncle Ben's", minute Rice. Cumming in less than 60 seconds.

Steve: " I hear you fucked that girl last night."

Kevin: "Dude, I couldnt help it, it was 2 years since my last time, I "Uncle Ben's" almost as soon as I got it in."

Steve: "Sorry to hear that, did you take a Gatoraid break and try to fuck again."
By Nari
Uncle Ben
Uncle Ben is that one person we had in our life who we met, then either left you, died, or went MIA for whatever reason.

Then it's revealed they were killed by Sandman in the 3rd movie for some reason

Me: Yo I met my dad for the first time in years

Friend: Yo cool, can I meet him?

Me: Yea, that's the thing, he pulled an Uncle Ben

Friend: So where is he?

Me: The funeral's on Friday
By Micaela
Uncle Ben
A traditionally older persons American car that "cooks rice" (ie, is faster than Asian imports).

The new Cadillacs are definitely Uncle Bens!
By Felicle
Uncle Ben
An Uncle Ben is that one uncle that nobody wants to leave their kids alone with. As well as been a fat nonce, An Uncle Ben also wears adult nappies due to shitting his pants at work.

I don't want to go stand over there, he looks like an Uncle Ben.
By Etti
Uncle Ben's Boys
a racial term to define asians.

look at uncle ben's boys driving around in their hondas, shouldn't they be out on the rice patties?
By Serena
Uncle Ben's
Uncle Ben (aka. Franklin Ben) born 23 September 1965 , is an Indian prince who is the son and probable heir of the Maharaja of Rajpipla in Gujarat. He has been labelled 'The Sachin Tendulkar of instant rice'.

Mr. Ben also rose to fame in 2007 with his Bollywood classic "Rice Rice Baby".

Luke: What's for lunch today , Tommy?

Tom: Think I'll have some Uncle Ben's.

Luke: Hmm, you seem to have that quite a lot.

Tom: Yeah, once you've struck oil you stop digging.
By Miguela