"Oh my! Check out the mighty cooks on those breasteses"
"Those are the biggest cooks i've ever seen"
"I was railingLeShawnda last night and I tell you, those massive cooks were bouncing like flies on poop"
(Colloquial Australian) When you attempt to do something, eg kicking a footy or flirting with a girl and you stuff up really badly, almost like burning a meal
Fred: Kick us the ball mate
Frank: Eh sure
Frank: *absolutely shanks it*
Frank: (Under breath) oh I've cooked it Fred: Frank youhoon