Define Units Meaning

Units
your parental "units", your parents

God the units are cramping my style
By Rosabel
Units
weed, as in a word for marijuana

i need some units right now, i want to max out.
By Jammie
Units
n. Nice / expensive trainers or sneakers
ie. Nike Air Force Ones

"See the new Nike's? Those are some hot units..."
By Ardelis
Units
a quantifier for the numbers of beers you have ready to go, i.e chilled

come on man, all units are communal

i got 80+ units back at my room
By Perl
United
To beat someone or drag them down the aisle of plane.

Sorry paying passenger but if you don't give up your seat, we'll go United on you a$$
By Tuesday
The Unit
A kickass show on CBS about a group of special forces soldiers who go around saving the world and return home to their loving wives. The action is intense, and the writing is sharp. Makes me respect American servicemen more than 24 ever did.

FBI Agent: Sergeant Major, Where are you going?
Jonas: I'm gonna take down that plane. And I've got my best man in the woods, so if you give me up he will come down here and shoot you dead. You, you and you, panic. The rest of you come with me.
-From the pilot episode of The Unit
By Lexis
United
When you lose your temper and drag someone from their seat, smashing their face in the process.

Bitch, don't make me go United on your ass' cause you know I will.
By Kial
Unit
An absolute machine of a person. Looks like they never leave the gym and usually out to cause trouble.

By Nat
Unite
To get together as one.
A Group of People.

Let's All unite as one, to bring down the system!!!
By Antonia
Unitism
The adjective that describes a complete Chad or Unit of a person some one that can down 50 beers then head but a hole clean in a wall

Man have you seen Chad? His unitism has made him into what he is today, a all star collegiate athlete.
By Joceline