Define Up Dog Meaning

Shitty joke, but it can be funny at times.

an intro to a corny joke

A dog's erection or boner .

up dog is not just one thing its everything and anything.

a dog that is up

cocaine or coke. Cocaine (benzoylmethyl ecgonine) is a crystalline tropane alkaloid that is obtained from the leaves of the coca plant.

The definition of updog is “a midget fucking a dead rabbit while on top of the Empire State Building and eating a bowl of carrots. At the end of the process, the midget is visited by John Stamos and then John punches the midget until he throws up the carrots, and then john eats the carrots and the process repeats.

Updog” is a made-up term based on a wordplay of the colloquial expression “what’s up, dog?” that is commonly used as a practical joke. Hey, Billy updog? to elicit the question what's updog? to which the prankster typically responds with the punchline "Nothing. What’s up with you? The original Ligma

When you want to be hip so you ask your friend, whats up dog. If your friend is being a complete idiot or you don't have any friends you can go with a simple joke such as an example written below