Up The Aisle - Thick Dictionary

Up The Aisle

By Myrtie

Clean Up On Aisle Zero

Having to return to the bathroom to do a better job of wiping one’s backside.

Karen: “What took you so long? I thought you’d already used the bathroom?”
Tom: “I did, but I had to do a clean up on aisle zero.”

By Leena

Clean Up On Aisle 2

The act of licking/kissing/eating a partner’s anus during sexual intercourse.

After you’re done eating my beef curtains I’m going to need a clean up on aisle 2.

By Annice

Clean Up On Aisle 3

If something is seen that is so epically awesome that you jizz yourself then a clean up on aisle 3 is in order

*Dave sees trailer for the new "Hot Taiwanese sluts go wild 5"*

Dave: Ohh dude that's awesome! Clean up on aisle 3 needed here!

By Albina

Clean Up On Aisle One

A post-coital muff dive.

"Oh James," Gasped Sarah, "that was a spectacular ride! Now." She winked, "Howabout a clean up on aisle one?"

By Daniella

Clean-up On Aisle 4

a woman who performs oral sex, but does not swallow the ejaculte.

Careful dog, dat freak za clean-up on aisle 4

By Terri

Clean-up Aisle 9

This is a situation where you and your significant other are shopping in the grocery store and become briefly separated. Your mate hears someone fart in the next aisle over and presumes it is you (because you've been gassy all day) and says something like,"You nasty bastard! I hope you shit yourself!!". They immediately turn around to see you standing right behind them and are too embarrassed to continue shopping because of what they said to some poor little church lady in the next aisle over.

A clean-up aisle 9 can be called anytime someone busts a wet sounding fart.

By Heloise

Clean Up, Aisle My Panties

Something Gretchen from Bob's Burgers says when she's turned on by a cop

"Clean up, aisle my panties"

By Sibilla

Clean Up In Aisle 1

Accident in the pants. To dedicate in ones pants

Need a clean up in aisle 1. Ive shit my pants

By Charin

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