Define My Beef Meaning

My Beef
My best friend (who is sick and tired of the term bff.) A friend of exceptional caliber. One who is like family.

You just saved my life, you really are my beef. My beef just let me borrow his car, no questions asked.
By Meggy
My Beef
1. Expressing sorrow for a wrongdoing
2. my bad

1. Out on the court playing b-ball, someone shoots and another player slaps his face after a failed attempt to block the shot. That person then say:
1. Big Mike - Damn son. My beef.
2. R.O.B. - It's aight. I got a spare in the trunk.
By Roxine
My Beef Strong
Phrase coined by the African dude in Grandma's Boy after he farts and wafts the fart into his notstrils.
People who enjoy the smell of their own farts may sometimes use this term.

Guy A: "Dude, did you fart."

Guy B: "MMMM...My beef strong."

GuyC: "Boy, it really is."
By Kat
Smoke My Beef
Another Variation of Smoke my meat

Telling another to put ones penis in mouth and smoke it like cigar or ciggarette

Something a hoodrat would say

Aye Jermaine get down on your knees and smoke my beef asshole
By Dorie
Steppin On My Beef
(verb) Doin someones woman, or physically interacting with them in a sexual manner.

Dude, if your steppin on my beef, im a pop a cap in yo ass.
By Raf
Spray My Beef
This means 'to ejaculate'.
'Beef' refering to the sperm.

By Abbi
Eat My Beef!
The statement which comes before or during sexual interactions between a white male and Hindu woman

Under my Hindu girlfriend’s parents bed I screamed, ‘Eat My Beef!’ Just as I came into her, alarming her parents while they were having sex above us.
By Bobbette
Bag My Beef
Phrase used for a women taking all of your southern meat in her sausage wallet.

Spencer: "How about you come over here and bag my beef while I slowly paw your fun bags?"
By Sapphira
Model My Beef
To model ones beef is to place thou cockus in thee mouth and pose for the camera

SexPhoneOperator: Hey baby...
HornyMan: Would you like to model my beef?
SexPhoneOperator: oh fo' shizzle my nizzle...
HornyMan: aight then model it bitch
By Angie
Model My Beef
To smile with one's beef in their mouth, with their hand on the beef owner's testicals. See also, nigga tyrone

Nigga Tyrone: "Model my mothafuckin beef mothafucka!"
By Katey