Define Upton Meaning

Uptons are lovely people.

a small town in Massachusetts

A person who lives wildy beyond their means, often in thousands of pounds of debt. Feels the need to spend money to make her appear interesting to others. Spends most of her time talking about her bodily functions.

Dirty filthy stinking grass

Pulling out and shooting a massive load at a high velocity on a girls back. Distance must be from ass up to the shoulders. Must be done on a girl with a massive rack, which is a total waste of a massive rack.

pretending you've had sex when you haven't, or pretending you're drunker than you really are

Moderately crazy. London. Upton Park is an Underground station on the District Line and it is *two stops short of Barking*.

1) Australian playwright, screenwriter and director. Husband to Cate Blanchett.
2) Eerily lucky man, possibly due to witchcraft.

Born on September 20th, 1878, in Baltimore, Maryland, Upton Sinclair was a "muckraker" (An American journalist or writer who sought out to initiate social and political reforms). He wrote his first book, Springtime and Harvest, in 1901, which was a story of two lovers, inspired by his first unhappy marrige.

In 1906, Sinclair wrote "The Jungle," which was a book to protest the meatpacking industry. He wrote about how a man fell in a meat grinder, but they continued anyway.
He made political, economic, and social changes within his lifetime, as well as write over 90 books!
A complete genius of his time

someone you want to fuck