Define Urbandictionary It Meaning

Urbandictionary
Supposed to me a user-inputed dictionary for words. However, has become a mindless forum of jokes, view-points, sex, and basically anything but the real definition of a word.

"I typed in the word 'shark' in UrbanDictionary."
"What is it?"
"Apparently a way to have sex."
"Hmph, I always thought it was a sea creature."
By Maren
Urbandictionary
A website founded on a great idea but saturated by people trying to make personal insults (to millions of people who don't give a flying fuck about your vendetta with someone we've never met), and to make sexual connotations like alaskan pipeline or pipe line

Urban Dictionary is a place where you can be as stupid or vulgar as you want.
By Madella
Urbandictionary
A website with a brilliant concept that could have become great if it hadn't been overrun by a mob of losers, who spend their days trying to feel important and popular by:

1. Insulting politicians, the guy who stole their lollipop when they were 7, the post before theirs, the poster's mother and everything else on God's green earth.

"OMFG xxx sux arse!!1!1!!"

2. In the process proving that despite the concerted efforts of taxpaying citizens and the Government, the majority of the American population cannot spell.

3. Exercising their creative juices by insulting everyone else in the most innovative, intelligent manner possible. Usually something like:

"Wtf yuo r a muthafcuka n shudd suk yur dad's dick! LOLOLOL"

4. Typing bullshit. Classic examples: 50 facts about women and anything written by sony roolz.

Please, if you've ever been guilty of any of these, go to the nearest wall and smack your head against it a few times. Thereafter, help keep Urbandictionary free from the masses of retards roaming the Internet. Blam posts that are nonsensical, hateful or just plain dumb. Before clicking that send button, doublecheck that you're not making yourself sound like a complete tool. If you know anyone who does any of the above four on a regular basis, shoot them and burn up their computers. Then maybe we could turn this website back to a useful resource instead of a soapbox for mentally backward individuals.

By Linnea
Urbandictionaried
To have submitted and been approved for publication by urbandictionary.com

Tom: "Yo shitface, I just thought of a great word for urbandictionary.com. -"broesy"
Bill: "Get fukkin' real. I urbandictionaried that weeks ago."
By Seline
Urbandictionary

Urbandictionary is what you get
when you cross wikipedia
with mental retardation.

"The downside to urbandictionary's inclusionist approach and unexacting quality control is a low signal to noise ratio and – by Wikipedia standards – wall-to-wall vandalism."
By Roseline
Urbandictionary
A good, original idea for a website until it was hijacked after takeoff by the majority of the teenage populaton and 45% of the adult population.

Most of these people take forms as trolls, flamers, ignorant retards, fanboys/fangirls, or people who just manage to piss everyone off with their definitions. Only a small minority of the definitions on this site are written by sane, logical, smart people.

Sadly, many stupid, ignorant people had to butcher those definitons simply because they saw the definition got alot of thumbs ups.

One major problem of the site is that because 75% of the definitions on Urbandictionary are written by sex addicted morons, 80% of the definitions are sexually related, turning a good movie, GoldenEye, into some sex maneuver that simply doesn't even makes sense.

People also turn this site into a place to let their anger out on respectable, good people. For example, one definition for the police was "
An asshole who arrested innocent people for smoking weed". Well, if they were smoking weed, they wouldn't be innocent would they?

Other people also feel the urge to criticize famous people on Urbandictionary simply because no one wants to listen to their ignorant gibberish in reality.

Plus, half of the definitions on this site contain typos, grammar mistakes, and typing that makes them look like they are texting a definition.

11 year old troll:
fkin lebron james suks donkey dik i could even take dat nigguh in a match

Stupid Jealous Flamer:
Bill Gates is a motherfucker cause he's filthy rich and doesn't care about other people.

Horny teenager:
Goldeneye: when u piss in ur gf's eye during sex
*proceeds to crash his laptop due to tryin to watch porn*

Angry criminal:
Police: Power abusing assholes who took my crack cocaine and confiscated everything I had, they suck ass.
Urbandictionary
By Edeline
Urbandictionarying
Verb. The act of browsing or adding to urbandictionary.

I'm bored, nothing a little urbandictionarying won't cure.
By Jonis
Urbandictionary
A place for you to lie about the amount of sexual knowledge/experience you have.

"Damn, that chick rejected me...what do I do now?

...

I know! I'll go on urbandictionary and give words fake sexual meanings! That'll help my self-esteem!"
By Barrie
UrbanDictionary
A battleground for trolls, flamers, fanboys, and elitists.

So people likes anime, huh? Well I hate it, so I'll write a definiton saying that anyone who likes it is a fat 35-year-old Wapanese otaku who lives in his mom's basement!
By Sioux
Urbandictionary
For when you just gotta know what it was that black guy said to you today... Urbandictionary.com

Gangsta: Yo, G-dog. What the hizzle is up wizzle tha urbandictionizzle? It's mellow scrill yo!
White guy: WTF?
Urbandictionary.com: DEFINITION: Hello, my friend. What is up with urbandictionary.com? I think its great!
White guy: Oh.
By Willa