Define Uribe Meaning

an amazingly good-looking person's last name. Uribes are so sexy and they are also kind, caring and have big hearts(: everyone wants to bang a Uribe, that's fo sho.

A mixture of urination and masturbation. The orgasmic sensation one experiences while shaking during urinating. In other words, the pee shivers.

A urinal that contains a pubic hair. (Pronounced Yer-a-bick)

Best President Colombia's ever had, whether you like it or not.

The man who turned a failed state riddled with drug traffiking, kidnappings and terrorists into a livable country by kicking, extraditing or bombing the ass of every single criminal bastard who got in his way.

Deeply hated by Hugo Chavez, short lived drug lords, nazi narco guerrillas and radical socialists.

A homosexual individual who refers to himself as being 'straight', or 'not homosexual'. While maintaining the misconception that peers or others in society are homosexual when in reality, he/she is the individual with homosexual behavior.

Entire name: Álvaro Uribe Vélez.
Current president of Colombia, and close friends with Salvatore Mancusso and Carlos Castaño, heads of the AUC, a Colombian paramilitary group.
Recently he supported the Irak war campaign of USA president George W. Bush. He seems to be going to be reelected on 2006 elections and a little Uribe doll went on the market in the past few months. 70 % of the Colombian population worships him because the people, foolish as always, believes that he will put an end to violence and war in their country by the means of more violence and gore.

Once 1235 lbs., this man from Mexico held the record about two years ago for being the world's most obese person. Since then, he has had to have lymphedematous tissue removed from his massive legs, and he has lost 400+ lbs.

A guy who thinks to highly of himself and none of others.
Like to look at himself in the mirror way to much and thinks everyone one likes him and wants to be him.

A boy with a mini fridge in his room(:

A small little shit, he is very funny and probably be super handsome when he grows up. Right now his breath smells like ass face but if he takes more showers and washes his mouth I will probably be able to look at him without wanting to vomit. He likes pizzas, even though he is not Italian. He is Mexican and also likes tacos, his eyes look a bit like Chinese eyes but not so much. He likes spiderman, Star Wars, Pirates of the Caribbean but most of all he likes Once Upon a Time which makes him a bit of a faggot. He dresses awfully which is why he should ask for fashion advice from his sister Sofia, the best person on earth. He is a dwarf but don't tell that to him because he will probably get so angry massive loads of diarrhoea will explode out of his very pale ass. Still I love Pablo and I think everyone else should too.