Define Vampire Shit Meaning

Vampire Shit

Taking a shit with the lights off

"I had to take a vampire shit". All the lights were out in the washroom

By Nelli

Vampire Shit

When you dump so hard, your life force goes out your butt hole.

I took a serious vampire shit earlier today, and I haven’t felt human since.

By Rosaline

Shit Vampire

One who sucks ass.

Suck my ass, shit vampire!

By Adel

Shit Vampires!

When your talking to someone super boring, and you yell SHIT, VAMPIRES! and run away.

boring person: and that is how you properly grow and maintain radishe --
me: SHIT VAMPIRES! *runs*

By Kasey