"Hey you heard of fmylife.com?"
"Man, I'm French. I've been going to viedemerde.fr even before fmlife.com started."
"
Ca va mec?" (How you doing man?)
"Bof, ma
meuf viens de me quitter pour un gros lard pété de
pognon. VDM." (My girl just dumped me for a rich fatass. FML)
"Clair." (I hear ya.)